Robbed of what you ask? Of our God given right to LIE!
Oh Cosco... you little wholesale supermarket. You're clean, spacious, not nearly as good as BJ's... and eventhough you've become stingy with the little free samples you use to feed us, you've become even stingier with letting daughters and sons use their parents membership cards!
Where is Ana? you repeatedly ask... leaving me to come up with excuses we both know are not true.
Ana is my mom... she's outside in the car with my other 2 kids.
Ana is putting the final touches on the party, and forgot some things which she sent me to come get!
Today, with the kids in tow, it was...
Ana is sick... I had to come shopping for her because she can't get out of bed!
...To which a worried and outraged Lucas replied...really loud... for everyone to hear... Lela is SICK????
Thanks for laughing cashier boy!
My poor innocent son continued...
Does she have a cold?
Yes son... she is very ill.
Teaching my son to lie and playing with my mom's impending doom... totally not worth the $40 to get a card in my name.
Oh Cosco... you little wholesale supermarket. You're clean, spacious, not nearly as good as BJ's... and eventhough you've become stingy with the little free samples you use to feed us, you've become even stingier with letting daughters and sons use their parents membership cards!
Where is Ana? you repeatedly ask... leaving me to come up with excuses we both know are not true.
Ana is my mom... she's outside in the car with my other 2 kids.
Ana is putting the final touches on the party, and forgot some things which she sent me to come get!
Today, with the kids in tow, it was...
Ana is sick... I had to come shopping for her because she can't get out of bed!
...To which a worried and outraged Lucas replied...really loud... for everyone to hear... Lela is SICK????
Thanks for laughing cashier boy!
My poor innocent son continued...
Does she have a cold?
Yes son... she is very ill.
Teaching my son to lie and playing with my mom's impending doom... totally not worth the $40 to get a card in my name.
I've read it three times and it still cracks me up... and I was there!
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